Silence will fall when the question is asked.

jaclcfrost: your icon shows who you are inside

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:24:16 -0400

your icon shows who you are inside

thefabulousdangergays: mrcraabs: do you really love your parents? I bet you cant name 4 of their...

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:23:38 -0400

mrcraabs:

do you really love your parents? I bet you cant name 4 of their albums

“get dressed it’s 4pm”

“you’ve been sat at that computer all day”

“tidy your god-damn room”

and who can forget their biggest seller “don’t give me that attitude”

nickmoorexvx: Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job...

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:23:12 -0400

nickmoorexvx:

Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”

I’ll say that again.

A guy came up to me

at work

and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”

lookitmecrooket: rnedia: son we need to talk. about your report card. son did you know your grades...

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:13:52 -0400

lookitmecrooket:

rnedia:

son we need to talk. about your report card. son did you know your grades spell “ACDC” here is a high five and your bedtime is never

Dean as a father

forensic-dragons: narfnin: awesomephilia: Whiteboards are remarkable. I HAD TO REBLOG THIS A...

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:12:57 -0400

forensic-dragons:

narfnin:

awesomephilia:

Whiteboards are remarkable.

I HAD TO REBLOG THIS A SECOND TIME BECAUSE I JUST REALIZED ITS A PUN AND NOW I FEEL STUPID

I didn’t realize it was a pun until it was pointed out, I just thought 23,000 people were really passionate about whiteboards

gradies: 30 years from now a man is sitting in the doctor’s office waiting for his...

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:12:46 -0400

gradies:

30 years from now

a man is sitting in the doctor’s office waiting for his prognosis

“What’s going to happen to me, doctor”

“that awkward moment when we have to amputate, Lol :P and you’re just like, NO ME GUSTA and im just like, you mad bro, haha medical degree swagggg”

WAIT ONE FUCKING SECOND

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:01:30 -0400

thewalkingassbutt:

lifeofamarriedfangirl:

reichenfalse:

tardis-housecleaner:

YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT THERE ARE ONLY SIX EPISODES OF SHERLOCK? ALL THOSE PSYCHO NUT FANS GOT OFF ON ONLY SIX EPISODES!?

that’s why our fandom is so fucking weird.

zuviosgemini: I’M LITERALLY TEARING UP BECAUSE I NEVER PUT TWO...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:01:17 -0400

zuviosgemini:

I’M LITERALLY TEARING UP BECAUSE I NEVER PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER.

theobsidian-rinzilla: japh-rost: feferipixies: internetfeet: ...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:49:45 -0400

theobsidian-rinzilla:

japh-rost:

feferipixies:

internetfeet:

ccrayon:

Andrew Garfield’s superhero moment at Comic-Con..

Guys…someone finally did it! They dressed up in a shitty version of their character…AND THEN REVEALED THAT THEY ARE THAT CHARACTER! ITS FINALLY HAPPENED

THIS MAN

THIRD TIME REBLOGGING

gaysexistheanswer: hungarian: someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone &...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:47:04 -0400

gaysexistheanswer:

hungarian:

someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer

thank you

spineless-speech: camelbucks: pleatedjeans: via If that’s...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:46:55 -0400

spineless-speech:

camelbucks:

pleatedjeans:

via

If that’s not badass, I don’t know what is.

I feel like mason would do this. he would do this, or he would start cleaning out the back of his car

yourbones: somegirlnamedkaitlyn: My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:46:24 -0400

yourbones:

somegirlnamedkaitlyn:

My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?

Nailed it.

high-functioningginger: The angel Gabriel said unto his fallen brother, Lucifer “Though thou art my...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:16:47 -0400

high-functioningginger:

The angel Gabriel said unto his fallen brother, Lucifer “Though thou art my brother and I love you well, thou art nothing but a sack of loins”

And the fallen angel Lucifer was much enraged.

Chuck 5:19

territorialcreep: i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:15:51 -0400

territorialcreep:

i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this

tr-anquil-kai: chubby-elephant: quocwithachance: pizzaenthusia...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:14:20 -0400

tr-anquil-kai:

chubby-elephant:

quocwithachance:

pizzaenthusiast:

DID I JUST GET WINKED AT
BY A KOALA

*winks back*

most action i’ve had in months

my dog winks at me, shes close enough to be a kola bear

vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut: When I die do the cinnamon challenge with my ashes

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:13:32 -0400

vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut:

When I die do the cinnamon challenge with my ashes

adriofthedead: someone give this dude a medal

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:11:59 -0400

adriofthedead:

someone give this dude a medal

madmanwithoutabluebox: I just need this omg

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:58:47 -0400

madmanwithoutabluebox:

I just need this omg

skylocked: xercesblue: cthonical: fuckinghannibal: Made...

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:50:40 -0400

skylocked:

xercesblue:

cthonical:

fuckinghannibal:

Made rebloggable by request.

WHY DO SO MANY OF THESE KIDS THINK “OLD” IS SYNONYMOUS WITH “NOT HOT” OH MY GOD GET OFF MY LAWN

He’s not old
He mature
He’s a nice, charming, mature Danish gentleman whom I bet knows more about manners and etiquette and treating women with respect than the entire pubescent male species.
Plus think of all the things he could talk to you about. Conversations with him would actually be interesting. Whereas with young men it’s all cars and gaming and sex.
I mean, seriously.

Not to mention the sex would probably be awesome, don’t try to deny the fact y’all thought about it too!

girlwhowasonfire: I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:47:31 -0400

girlwhowasonfire:

I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet